Things that should NEVER be said to a lady under any circumstances:

‘Only 32 weeks pregnant? You look vast are you sure there is only one in there?’

Said by a guest at the wedding I went to who I have met once before and is a good friend of the bride (which is why I didn’t say anything back to her) to me who was feeling particularly sensitive about rocking the ‘beached whale’ look in my wedding outfit.

As you can tell, I absolutely did not take it at all personally.

5 thoughts on “Things that should NEVER be said to a lady under any circumstances:

  1. I think she should count herself lucky that she didn’t find herself face first in the wedding cake. Irrespective of her close friendship with the bride.

  2. That could have been a possibility if I hadn’t spent several days icing the wedding (cup)cakes, decorating them and arranging them on the stand!

  3. Yes: don’t let your work go to ruin! A big Antipodean raspberry to all such people: and an extra one for the use of the word ‘vast’. *raspberry*

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